YearOfTheCrow

So after/while doing the 50 Shades of NOPE series, I have a sequel to the When He Hears Her Sing series, which involves the female Homestuck characters! Basically I might end up doing a whole "homestuck boyfriend/girlfriend scenarios" thingy but comprised of oneshots. I just wanted to write up the songs the girls will be singing when their lovely matesprit/girlfriend finds them. Roxy- I Won't Give Up by: Jason Mraz Rose- Feels Like Love by: Skye Sweetnam Jane- Bubblegum Bitch by: Marina And The Diamonds Jade- So Close by: John McLaughlin Calliope- If I Never Knew You from: Pocahontas Damara- Boy Like You by: Ke$ha ft. Ashley Tisdale (chan

Here are the 50 Shades of NOPE's next victims! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ......*ahem* Anyways.... Porrim Kanaya Latula Terezi Aranea Vriska Meenah Feferi then.... Signless Handmaid Summoner Psiioniic Disciple Dolorosa Redglare Mindfang Grand Highblood Dualscar Condesce AND THEN! SOME OF LE CREEPYPASTAS BECAUSE I AM JUST THAT STRANGE! AND THEEEEEENNNNN HARRY POTTER AND HETALIA! I may even add my own reaction as well as some of my fan characters and original characters' reactions. ovo

The first thing Nepeta smelled as she emerged through the entryway to your shared hive, was the smell...The smell of fire. (kinda like this) The couch was turned on its side, a blanket-covered shape shivering behind it. In the figure's hand was a match, unlit, and strewn around this person was little small rings of slowly dying flames. Who was this person? Why, it was you! You were shaking with fear as you sized up your opponent, unaware that your matesprit had come back from getting groceries. Your foe sneered at you, advancing towards your safe little hidey-hole like a cat stalking its prey. "STAY BACK! I'M ARMED!" You whipped out a cooki

A troll with nubby horns and a seemingly permanent scowl stands before us. (Heh Beforus XD) And he has just told the author to shut up because that pun wasn’t funny. (GET OVER IT XD) Anyways, what is this troll’s name? Enter Name: Troll Gordon Ramsey_ [WRONG! YOU KNOW MY FUCKING NAME OR YOU WOULDN’T BE FUCKING SMIRKING LIKE AN ASSHOLE RIGHT NOW!]  (Zee: Calm your tits Karkat) [I WILL NOT CALM DOWN.] Try again, before nubby destroys something. Enter Name: Karkat Vantas_ [FINALLY!] YOUR NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS AND BOY DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. AND THAT PROBLEM HAD DOUBLE HORNS AND A SNARKY PERSONALITY. YOUR OTHER PROBLEM IS A R

“Heyyyyyyy Sollesh….Hey….You’re Really Attractive…And I Wan Na Kiss Youuuuu!!!” Imagine coming to visit your friend, expecting to see her standing at the entrance to her hive with a small smile on her face and instead finding her completely and utterly drunk. Okay maybe this is normal for some people but for Kanaya this is just…fucking weird. But then again, she hadn’t been answering messages from anyone for the past week… “What happened? Diid Ro2e break up wiith you or 2omethiing?” A soft jade flush invaded those beautiful high-cheekbones of hers as she swayed over to where

It was in the dark stillness of night, brightly colored lights twinkling upwards as if they were trying outshine the stars themselves-that I was meandering through a carnival with my beloved matesprit. The delicious smells wafting from every color imaginable began to make my mouth water as they mingled past my nose, mixing in with the scents of cooking food. The thrum of my companion’s voice sending shivers down my spine even though I was much too excited to pay attention to what was being said. A familiar tangy taste washed over my teal-tinted tongue, coming from about five feet or so to our right. I took off running, my matesprit almo

THUD! You let out a startled shriek, the oven-mitts on your hands flying off to land awkwardly on the handles of some of the cooking utensils which were for some reason situated across from the stove. Well now that your cooking cutlery has some comfy mitts, you sprint out of the door, hearing a volley of curses coming from the respiteblock. "( =TェT= ) DAMN PIECE OF-OOOOOOHHH, WHAT'S THIS?" (I just made her cuss. I am an evil little motherfucker 8O3) You slid on the rug outside the door, almost sliding past the block as you hurried to your dear matesprit's side. You knew you shouldn't have left her alone with the book-that book cannot

(Dedicated to Ninjahamster5 for giving me the idea to write what Damz did with the book ovo enjoy everyone~ Oh and if enough people wish for this to happen or whatnot, I may tell you what Dirk did to the book~) "Miss, you can't just cut in line like-" "少年小便、私を見て。" (Watch me, piss boy.) Oh just what was she doing now? Well, dear reader, whilst you were sitting on the couch in a confused state you matesprit just so happened to march over to the local library. Why? Well, for starters it was the place you borrowed the book from, meaning they were to blame (at least, indirect