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Mituna x Reader 50 Shades of NOPE

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(WARNING: Mituna is a bit of a perv but I have not put a block on it because nothing really happens other than some flirting)

Mituna. Mituna Captor. Your matesprit had run over the book with his skateboard, preceded to stomp it into dust and toss all of it in the dumpster while yelling a bunch of battle cries. Where were you during this whole episode? Why sitting on the couch with your eyes bugging out and mouth hanging open, of course!

Eventually Mituna had joined you once more and proceeded to stare at the wall as if there was a horror movie playing on it.
"UH...UM...MGR8RF1D0...."
"Tuna...?"
"N07 N0W, 1'M 8R0K3N."
"Oookaaayyy...."

You swear this lasts for an hour, when in reality it has only been two minutes-needless to say you are so sidetracked that when your matesprit picks you up bridal style you flip out a bit and he has to struggle to hold you. After you stop squirming, he beguines to walk off down the hallway.
"Where are we going?"
"R35P1738L0CK."
"What...?"
"N3V3R F34R [NAME], Y0U W1LL 500N KN0W H0W 7H15 57UFF W0RK5. Y0U W0N'7 H4V3 70 R34D 7H47 5H177Y 800K 4G41N."
"But I already-" You beguine with a smile before he cuts you off.
"45 Y0UR M4735PR17 17 15 MY DU7Y 70 5H0W Y0U 4 7H1NG....0R 70."
"Two...?"
You think you just might like where this is going.
Oh Tuna XD
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Jesus. We Need JESUS!
XD